Zombie movies the good and the bad often gain a cult like status. What's not to like about mindless flesh eaters, who happen to be dead? Dialogue that consists of groans, moans, and an occasional "BRAINS" speaks to our more instinctual side. Since we love the zombie stories so well, here's a top 10 zombie list.

Top 10 Zombie Movies that will never be made

10. Moon Knight of the living dead

9. Silver Surfer: the other white meat

8. Day spa of the dead

7. Astonishingly tasty X-men

6. Ultimate Spam – Hunting Iron Man

5. Lawn of the dead – just because you eat flesh doesn’t mean you cannot have a nice yard

4. Re-animator, illustrator and penciller

3. Inedible Hulk

2. Canning X-men and more preserving techniques

1. Brain dead: A Quesada biography (just kidding big guy)