The inevitable ticking of time weakens the strongest physique, slows the fastest sprinter and dims the keenest senses. If we survive long enough, all of us will eventually succumb to the never ending onslaught of time. While that might seem bleak, we can still find some evil glimmer of joy in taunting our aging superheroes.

Top 10 ways that you know a superhero is old

10. Blue Beetle’s or Cyclop’s goggles are now Bifocals

9. The Joker has to be careful with his maniacal laughter because of his bladder control issues.

8. Lois Lane blames her hot flashes on Superman’s misguided heat vision.

7. No one has to mind sweep villains anymore, they’ve all forgotten what they knew anyway.

6. Daredevil migrates to Florida each November leaving Hell’s Kitchen in anarchy for the winter months.

5. The Teen Titans have changed their name to a less catchy Extremely Mature Titans or EMT for short.

4. You know to check the cafeteria each afternoon at 4:30 to find all the super villains eating dinner and stealing sugar packets

3. Wonder Woman’s magic bracelets now have medical ID information on them.

2. The crisis is that your old costume is saggy in the butt and tight in the gut.

1. Ghost Rider can’t take riding a flaming motorcycle anymore so he goes to a flaming Scamp-a-bout scooter that easily loads into any vehicle.