How to spend the next 7 days
before the Dark Knight premiere - 1992 version
(July 12, 2008)-
If you like the 1992 Batman Returns Movie
Saturday - Think about Selina Kyle’s neon sign that read “Hello There”
until she broke two letters, the “O” in Hello and the “T” in There. Hmmm,
it’s almost like there’s a message in there somewhere
Sunday – Go to church and quote Bruce Wayne
“You’ve got kind of a dark side don’t you?” whenever
possible.
Monday – Since Penguin said “What you put in
your toilet I put on my mantle” take a picture of
something in your toilet and display it proudly at
work.
Tuesday – If you have kids or employees
imitate Max Shreck (Christopher Walken). “Power
surplus? No such thing. One can never have too much
power. If my life has a meaning, that's the
meaning.”.
Wednesday – Dream about those sexy legs
covered in tight fabric…Penguin not Catwoman. (Sorry
that’s gross even as a joke).
Thursday – Go to any local fair or carnival
and try to find Carnies who can rewire a Batmobile
into an H-bomb. If you can't find one try a
carnival game.
Friday – Go see the Dark Knight, while in
line quote Selina Kyle “Sickos never scare me at
least their committed”.
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