How to spend the next 7 days
before the Dark Knight premiere - 1966 version
(July 12, 2008)-
If you like the 1966 Batman Movie
Saturday - Dress up like the Penguin – You’ll need a
purple suit with a purple top hat, a monocle and a
cigarette with a 12” extension. Beware you might get
mistaken for a pimp.
Sunday – Go to church and say “Some days you just
can’t get rid of a bomb”.
Monday – Go to work and try to speak in an overly
dramatic way whenever you can. At the end of the
Batman movie Adam West gives us a great example.
“Let’s leave Robin. But let’s do it inconspicuously
THROUGH THE WINDOW, our job is done.” Crawling out
the window at work gets bonus points.
Tuesday – Label every switch, light, button, lever,
in your car with an orange tag that says “Bat_____”
Wednesday – Dream about using Bat Shark repellent
someday.
Thursday – Try to use Bat logic in everyday life.
Here’s an example from the 1966 Batman movie.
“It’s fishy what happened to me on that ladder.” -
Batman
“You mean where there’s a fish there could be a
PENGUIN?” - Commissioner
“But wait it happened at sea. Sea? C for CATWOMAN” -
Robin
“Yet, an exploding shark was pulling my leg.” -
Batman
“JOKER” – Commissioner Gordon
“It all adds up to a sinister riddle…Riddle-er…RIDDLER”
– Police Chief
Friday – If you have a mustache paint it white in
loving memory of Cesar Romero. You can now go to see
the Dark Knight.
 Stumble It!
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