How to spend the next 7 days
before the Dark Knight premiere - 2005 version
(July 12, 2008)-
If you like the 2005 Batman Begins Movie
Saturday - Since Bruce Wayne didn’t do it, jump
on your couch for Katie Holmes.
Sunday – Try to get caught stealing from
yourself so that you can fight the criminal element
in jail. No you wouldn't look good with prison
tattoos so just do a little speeding and be done
with it.
Monday – Start the work day off in a solid
black ninja outfit. Inform everyone that you’re
invisible. Change your name tag to “League of
Shadows”. Perform your work as normal.
Tuesday – Go to your neighbor’s house and ask
to use his most expensive power tool. When he asks
what you’re going to do with it say, “I want to
borrow it for spelunking.”
Wednesday – Spend the entire day trying to
speak in a British accent like Alfred (Michael Caine). “Quite so, sir. And you can borrow the Rolls
if you like. Just bring it back with a full tank.”
Thursday – Take whatever time you need to
marvel at the greatness of Morgan Freeman. He’s the
Chuck Norris of actors.
Friday – Go to a tire store and buy the
biggest monster truck tires you can find. Put them
on your Honda Accord and go to the theatre to see
the Dark Knight.
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